Yep...Do you laugh when people give real advice to your joke questions?
yes i ask ';what do i do, my balls itch'; and they answer well maybe you could get a medicated ointment or powder. this could be serious get to a doctor quickly. haha i love them.Do you laugh when people give real advice to your joke questions?
Yes I love it. It's funnier when you don't know what to say next because you had no idea the person was going to answer like that.
That is the best laugh of my day
Will you laugh at this?
..joke questions?
A blonde drowned a fish...
give me an advice
ya, i told everyone a fake story of how my best friend used me. everyone believed it!!
lol...yeah that shiiit cracks me up
ha yes.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
What's the best bit of life advice that you have ever been given?
This isn't advice given specifically to me, but I try to follow it nonetheless. The closer you get to balance in your life, the happier you'll be:
ADVICE TO MY SON
The trick is to live every day as if it is your last.
(for young men lose their lives in strange and unimaginable ways)
but at the same time plan long range
(for if you survive the shattered windshield and the bursting shell
you will arrive at our approximation here below heaven or hell)
To be specific, Between the peony and the rose
plant squash, spinach, turnips and tomatoes
Beauty, is nectar
And nectar, is a desert saves-
But the stomach craves stronger sustenance
Then the honied vine
Therefore, Marry a pretty girl
after meeting her mother
show your soul to one man
work with another
and always serve bread with your wine
but son
always serve wine.
What's the best bit of life advice that you have ever been given?
ar5e
What's the best bit of life advice that you have ever been given?
That would be the one that I did not listen to, obviously. This is the fact that I have been my good share of advice over the years of my life, some good, some bad, some certain in their effect and some a little dodgy as for instance the one I received about matter relating the opposite sex, but there seldom has been a chance when I listened and found myself obliged to act accordingly. Sometimes, I feel angry when someone tires to advise me, and sometime grateful, as when I consider people more for their kindness and concern than for their wisdom. I often think the very fact that someone is interested in your affairs and wants to help out should be enough, without anyone supposedly in possession of better knowledge having to be intrusive. In simple words, I would say, I really haven鈥檛 learnt to take advice; I hardly manage to listen.
I missed something very important in life, but I have been advised through multiple sources, as for instance, this is only people directly conversing with me but I have also find many valuable gems of wisdom while overhearing proceedings of life around me, and also, perhaps most importantly from many good books that I have been studying. Once I read somewhere a father saying to his son: 鈥榤y son, do whatever you may like but never be mean'. I do not really know as what is it like being mean, whatever that may be, this sounds to me like a best piece of advice so far.
Truly -- without doubt -- the greatest and most useful piece of advice I've ever been given...
';You don't know your own argument until you can make your opponent's argument better than he can.';
I promise you -- if you follow this advice religiously, you'll never lose another debate.
Cheers, mate.
Don't accept advices,only suggestions - I like this because it means that whatever people try to tell you,it's just information you can work with,not necessarily something you have to do. So the choice will always be up to you.
Always look for contentment in life, in whatever situation you find yourself in. The more contentment you put in there is less room for unhappiness. Happiness is fleeting contentment is permanent.
Actually two things.
Always look at the situation and think:
';There, but for the Grace of God, goes I';
What ever you do in life,
';Don't lose your credibility';
While its always ok for you to hold to your opinions, you should take the time to listen to other peoples views and try to understand and respect their position.
Don't take advice! These are thoughts and opinions of another person. Only you can best deal with your own situations.
G Find the best mental tool you can and use it consistently. For me that has turned out to be the life decryption key.
always have comfortable shoes and comfortable bed; If you're not in one, you're in the other.
Life is too short to not be busy. And on the flip side: Life is what happens when you're busy making plans.
Good advice is always ignored.
Never argue with an idiot, no one can tell the difference.
To work hard and do your best...that's all you can do.
Shoot for the moon, because if you fail you'll fall among the stars
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
keep taking the tablets
Breathe.
NEVER GIVE UP .
Read
What is the worse thing that could happen to you?
don't pee into the wind
Be yourself, no matter what x
ADVICE TO MY SON
The trick is to live every day as if it is your last.
(for young men lose their lives in strange and unimaginable ways)
but at the same time plan long range
(for if you survive the shattered windshield and the bursting shell
you will arrive at our approximation here below heaven or hell)
To be specific, Between the peony and the rose
plant squash, spinach, turnips and tomatoes
Beauty, is nectar
And nectar, is a desert saves-
But the stomach craves stronger sustenance
Then the honied vine
Therefore, Marry a pretty girl
after meeting her mother
show your soul to one man
work with another
and always serve bread with your wine
but son
always serve wine.
What's the best bit of life advice that you have ever been given?
ar5e
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What's the best bit of life advice that you have ever been given?
That would be the one that I did not listen to, obviously. This is the fact that I have been my good share of advice over the years of my life, some good, some bad, some certain in their effect and some a little dodgy as for instance the one I received about matter relating the opposite sex, but there seldom has been a chance when I listened and found myself obliged to act accordingly. Sometimes, I feel angry when someone tires to advise me, and sometime grateful, as when I consider people more for their kindness and concern than for their wisdom. I often think the very fact that someone is interested in your affairs and wants to help out should be enough, without anyone supposedly in possession of better knowledge having to be intrusive. In simple words, I would say, I really haven鈥檛 learnt to take advice; I hardly manage to listen.
I missed something very important in life, but I have been advised through multiple sources, as for instance, this is only people directly conversing with me but I have also find many valuable gems of wisdom while overhearing proceedings of life around me, and also, perhaps most importantly from many good books that I have been studying. Once I read somewhere a father saying to his son: 鈥榤y son, do whatever you may like but never be mean'. I do not really know as what is it like being mean, whatever that may be, this sounds to me like a best piece of advice so far.
Truly -- without doubt -- the greatest and most useful piece of advice I've ever been given...
';You don't know your own argument until you can make your opponent's argument better than he can.';
I promise you -- if you follow this advice religiously, you'll never lose another debate.
Cheers, mate.
Don't accept advices,only suggestions - I like this because it means that whatever people try to tell you,it's just information you can work with,not necessarily something you have to do. So the choice will always be up to you.
Always look for contentment in life, in whatever situation you find yourself in. The more contentment you put in there is less room for unhappiness. Happiness is fleeting contentment is permanent.
Actually two things.
Always look at the situation and think:
';There, but for the Grace of God, goes I';
What ever you do in life,
';Don't lose your credibility';
While its always ok for you to hold to your opinions, you should take the time to listen to other peoples views and try to understand and respect their position.
Don't take advice! These are thoughts and opinions of another person. Only you can best deal with your own situations.
G Find the best mental tool you can and use it consistently. For me that has turned out to be the life decryption key.
always have comfortable shoes and comfortable bed; If you're not in one, you're in the other.
Life is too short to not be busy. And on the flip side: Life is what happens when you're busy making plans.
Good advice is always ignored.
Never argue with an idiot, no one can tell the difference.
To work hard and do your best...that's all you can do.
Shoot for the moon, because if you fail you'll fall among the stars
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
keep taking the tablets
Breathe.
NEVER GIVE UP .
Read
What is the worse thing that could happen to you?
don't pee into the wind
Be yourself, no matter what x
Dog people. Do you have any fundraising advice or ideas?
I am the captain of my team raising money for a Walk-a-thon for homeless animals on September 12th.
With the economy not being the best, we are WAY UNDER where we were last year money wise.
I'm not attractive enough to prostitute myself for $, but any other thoughts for raising a few dollars?
Maybe offer to shave my head if my co-workers can raise $200?
Just freethinking here peeps.
ThanksDog people. Do you have any fundraising advice or ideas?
I was doing some fundraising last year, and we did things like Carwashes, and a garage sale...I got a whole bunch of friends to donate stuff they just wanted to get rid of and then all the money from the garage sale went to my cause. We also did a bake sale...that was okay, but kind of alot of work. Also, a letter, with very wonderful pictures that you could pass around to local businesses. Alot of businesses will donate to things like this for the tax write off.Dog people. Do you have any fundraising advice or ideas?
Just make the cause known...get the vets, animal shelters and humane society to endorse the cause.
there's plenty of people will sponsor the cause just for what the cause is, because they love animals. You certainly don't need gimics or 'prostitution'; to motivate dog-lovers to support help for homeless dogs.
That's cool that you can do things with your co-workers like that...
if you're willing to shave your head that would be fun! or I'm sure you could come up with lots of other daring things they would be willing to put some money in to see. Ask them if they have any wild ideas too.
or on the conservative side, maybe a basket raffle?
Garage sale?
Craig's list posting even asking for donations?
make sure to remind them that they can get a tax-deductable receipt. for any money given to the charity! That loosens up their wallets a little too.
Prepare a generic letter asking for corporate sponsorships and deliver them by hand to local businesses. Let them know that if they donate $50 or more you will do the walk-a-thon wearing their logo on your T-Shirt. Buy a plain white T-Shirt and some iron-on transfers from Staples (http://www.staples.ca/ENG/Catalog/cat_sk鈥?/a> then you can transfer all of the logos of the companies that support you! You can especially try at local pet shops %26amp; animal feed stores. They get the advertising opportunity plus are giving to a great cause.
I have just started a great unique fundraiser. It is an online local business directory. It makes lots a money, with no initial outlay and is easy to manage, it also helps to link the community. Check it out at SpiderWebsites.com.au under the fundraising tab.
You can see if you can find a vet who will do a low cost rabies clinic for you.
Set up an account with igive.com
See if one of the local stores will let you set up a booth at their store. Make sure you put out donation containers.
wow for only $200 youll shave the head....we must be going through hard times...
sell cookies, car washes...i dunno there has to be many dog lovers willing to donate time or money..
good luck badly..
If you shave your head and send me a pix I will send you a check for $50.
what doing a fundraiser that involves car washes or pet grooming's/baths or a bake sale
With the economy not being the best, we are WAY UNDER where we were last year money wise.
I'm not attractive enough to prostitute myself for $, but any other thoughts for raising a few dollars?
Maybe offer to shave my head if my co-workers can raise $200?
Just freethinking here peeps.
ThanksDog people. Do you have any fundraising advice or ideas?
I was doing some fundraising last year, and we did things like Carwashes, and a garage sale...I got a whole bunch of friends to donate stuff they just wanted to get rid of and then all the money from the garage sale went to my cause. We also did a bake sale...that was okay, but kind of alot of work. Also, a letter, with very wonderful pictures that you could pass around to local businesses. Alot of businesses will donate to things like this for the tax write off.Dog people. Do you have any fundraising advice or ideas?
Just make the cause known...get the vets, animal shelters and humane society to endorse the cause.
there's plenty of people will sponsor the cause just for what the cause is, because they love animals. You certainly don't need gimics or 'prostitution'; to motivate dog-lovers to support help for homeless dogs.
That's cool that you can do things with your co-workers like that...
if you're willing to shave your head that would be fun! or I'm sure you could come up with lots of other daring things they would be willing to put some money in to see. Ask them if they have any wild ideas too.
or on the conservative side, maybe a basket raffle?
Garage sale?
Craig's list posting even asking for donations?
make sure to remind them that they can get a tax-deductable receipt. for any money given to the charity! That loosens up their wallets a little too.
Prepare a generic letter asking for corporate sponsorships and deliver them by hand to local businesses. Let them know that if they donate $50 or more you will do the walk-a-thon wearing their logo on your T-Shirt. Buy a plain white T-Shirt and some iron-on transfers from Staples (http://www.staples.ca/ENG/Catalog/cat_sk鈥?/a> then you can transfer all of the logos of the companies that support you! You can especially try at local pet shops %26amp; animal feed stores. They get the advertising opportunity plus are giving to a great cause.
I have just started a great unique fundraiser. It is an online local business directory. It makes lots a money, with no initial outlay and is easy to manage, it also helps to link the community. Check it out at SpiderWebsites.com.au under the fundraising tab.
You can see if you can find a vet who will do a low cost rabies clinic for you.
Set up an account with igive.com
See if one of the local stores will let you set up a booth at their store. Make sure you put out donation containers.
wow for only $200 youll shave the head....we must be going through hard times...
sell cookies, car washes...i dunno there has to be many dog lovers willing to donate time or money..
good luck badly..
If you shave your head and send me a pix I will send you a check for $50.
what doing a fundraiser that involves car washes or pet grooming's/baths or a bake sale
Do any of you have advices on how I should go about dealing with this situation?
This is a bit long so please bear with me. I'm trying to gather more opinions although I've asked this question before. So here it goes...
At my university, there's this guy who I've known since first year (I'm in second year by the way) but I've always seen him as a friend and nothing more since I had a boyfriend last year. Every time when we went out last year, we always had at least three or more people so we've never been alone together. However, he happened to be in my tutorial this year and at first, I still thought of him the same way as before but after the first class, he asked me to take the subway with him since we both commute and it was a night class. It was only the two of us and we had a nice long conversation while we were together and I felt this deeper connection towards him that I've never had with him before. It was a few days later when I finally realized that I actually fell for him after that night no matter how much I tried denying it.
During the second class, he leaned over really close to look at my homework and his cheeks were right in front of my face and I felt that he was taking a couple of glances at me during class while we were sitting right beside each other. However, during the first tutorial, he sat straight up in a firm and macho way as opposed to slouching over to my side. After class when we were taking the subway, he kept on saying my name during our conversation and he was boasting about how he has this weird guy friend that keeps on asking him for advice since he's so smart and good at everything (I complimented him on the first night too about the fact that he's smart).
During our third tutorial, our hands touched momentarily when he was flipping through the pages of my binder. When we got dismissed, we took the subway together again and when we went in, he went to the back and stood there but I didn't follow. I stayed at the entrance (there were no seats) and after a while, he ended up coming to my side and held on to the same pole as me and stood really close in front of me, face-to-face even when there were a lot of stand-able space on the subway. He kept on telling me how worried he was about the upcoming tests and told me all his studying plans.
I tried not to over-analyze or be biased but I couldn't help but think that he had feelings towards me as well after all of that closeness. But now he hasn't showed up for a couple of times and last time when we had a midterm test, he seemed like a totally different person at the examination building since he was acting like he was all that when his friends were around.
Should I just forget about him and move on? (I've tried but it's really difficult)Do any of you have advices on how I should go about dealing with this situation?
no. but you've gotta make a move too, or else he'll think you're not interested.Do any of you have advices on how I should go about dealing with this situation?
Again I give this advice 'just communicate tell him how you feel ..if he respects you he will be honest with you .
At my university, there's this guy who I've known since first year (I'm in second year by the way) but I've always seen him as a friend and nothing more since I had a boyfriend last year. Every time when we went out last year, we always had at least three or more people so we've never been alone together. However, he happened to be in my tutorial this year and at first, I still thought of him the same way as before but after the first class, he asked me to take the subway with him since we both commute and it was a night class. It was only the two of us and we had a nice long conversation while we were together and I felt this deeper connection towards him that I've never had with him before. It was a few days later when I finally realized that I actually fell for him after that night no matter how much I tried denying it.
During the second class, he leaned over really close to look at my homework and his cheeks were right in front of my face and I felt that he was taking a couple of glances at me during class while we were sitting right beside each other. However, during the first tutorial, he sat straight up in a firm and macho way as opposed to slouching over to my side. After class when we were taking the subway, he kept on saying my name during our conversation and he was boasting about how he has this weird guy friend that keeps on asking him for advice since he's so smart and good at everything (I complimented him on the first night too about the fact that he's smart).
During our third tutorial, our hands touched momentarily when he was flipping through the pages of my binder. When we got dismissed, we took the subway together again and when we went in, he went to the back and stood there but I didn't follow. I stayed at the entrance (there were no seats) and after a while, he ended up coming to my side and held on to the same pole as me and stood really close in front of me, face-to-face even when there were a lot of stand-able space on the subway. He kept on telling me how worried he was about the upcoming tests and told me all his studying plans.
I tried not to over-analyze or be biased but I couldn't help but think that he had feelings towards me as well after all of that closeness. But now he hasn't showed up for a couple of times and last time when we had a midterm test, he seemed like a totally different person at the examination building since he was acting like he was all that when his friends were around.
Should I just forget about him and move on? (I've tried but it's really difficult)Do any of you have advices on how I should go about dealing with this situation?
no. but you've gotta make a move too, or else he'll think you're not interested.Do any of you have advices on how I should go about dealing with this situation?
Again I give this advice 'just communicate tell him how you feel ..if he respects you he will be honest with you .
Monday, August 23, 2010
What if you encounter problems in life and you have no one to ask for advice, what shall you do?
There always is someone even if we think that there is not, we see what we want to see, open your eyes and your heart and someone will show up :)
Good luck :)What if you encounter problems in life and you have no one to ask for advice, what shall you do?
ask people on answers!!! Personally I see a councellor once a month to get it all out.What if you encounter problems in life and you have no one to ask for advice, what shall you do?
.....Pray!
I would search out books that hve a reference toyour problems . This will not only help you with your present problem but others you may incounter
I'm sure you have enough intellegence to sit and work outyour problems itsjust the overwhelming feeling s that panic you that tyou think yu dont have the solutionnin your hands but you do have to every problem ventually .
Remenmber Napoleon put all his problems in a top drawer after ! Month 50% of them had solved themselves . Donot invest tooo much angst in your problems /
A good trick is to write the problem on a sheet of paper then burn the paper it certainly quietens the mind !!!!
I go through this daily.
Good luck :)What if you encounter problems in life and you have no one to ask for advice, what shall you do?
ask people on answers!!! Personally I see a councellor once a month to get it all out.What if you encounter problems in life and you have no one to ask for advice, what shall you do?
.....Pray!
I would search out books that hve a reference toyour problems . This will not only help you with your present problem but others you may incounter
I'm sure you have enough intellegence to sit and work outyour problems itsjust the overwhelming feeling s that panic you that tyou think yu dont have the solutionnin your hands but you do have to every problem ventually .
Remenmber Napoleon put all his problems in a top drawer after ! Month 50% of them had solved themselves . Donot invest tooo much angst in your problems /
A good trick is to write the problem on a sheet of paper then burn the paper it certainly quietens the mind !!!!
I go through this daily.
Avon reps--could you help me with advice on finding prospects?
Hi there fellow Avon reps! I really need some tips on getting my business going. I see how the power of three can be successful, but I have no idea about how to start with that, especially since my place of employment prohibits solicitation (I can't really do more than mention that I'm a rep to coworkers and I'm not supposed to say anything to my customers). How do you start those conversations in the grocery store line? My biggest challenge is that I have little to invest in this right now--I really can't do more than order 1 set of catalogs per campaign because I already have a limited income, and that makes demo ordering, etc. very hard. What do I do? How do I proceed without being too pushy or spending a lot of money? I have already done most of the training videos.Avon reps--could you help me with advice on finding prospects?
I can help you I am a rep either email me godidgood4ever@yahoo.com or go to youravon.com/kgrimsleyday cream
I can help you I am a rep either email me godidgood4ever@yahoo.com or go to youravon.com/kgrimsley
What advice would you give to a 19, 21, 25, and 30 year old?
enjoy life and dont let it pass you by- but work hard and be sucessful. have a proud sence in what you have accomplished.
love and be loved.
accept every person you met
treat you babies with kindness and have a heart.
watch you beautiful children grow up- dont stick them in
a daycare all day
love the life you live.What advice would you give to a 19, 21, 25, and 30 year old?
to the 19 year old: go to college. to the 21 year old, don't drink and drive, to the 25 year old, enjoy the rest of your 20's because they are going to be over before you know it. to the 30 year old, if you haven't already done so, it's time to start saving.What advice would you give to a 19, 21, 25, and 30 year old?
Spend your time wisely.
The sexy mama below me is right, too.
dont blink. life flies by way to fast!
none as they all adults and have a brain..
love and be loved.
accept every person you met
treat you babies with kindness and have a heart.
watch you beautiful children grow up- dont stick them in
a daycare all day
love the life you live.What advice would you give to a 19, 21, 25, and 30 year old?
to the 19 year old: go to college. to the 21 year old, don't drink and drive, to the 25 year old, enjoy the rest of your 20's because they are going to be over before you know it. to the 30 year old, if you haven't already done so, it's time to start saving.What advice would you give to a 19, 21, 25, and 30 year old?
Spend your time wisely.
The sexy mama below me is right, too.
dont blink. life flies by way to fast!
none as they all adults and have a brain..
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