Apparently she has caught a sexually transmitted
disease and her boyfriend told her she caught it from her cats not from him.
To tell the truth she is always holding her cats... even when is cooking that is why my friend her sister, wont eat anything in her leaky trailer as it needs a good clean.
I have always thought that cats are clean animals
and cant give humans a sexually transmitted
disease, am I right or is her boyfriend.?Can you help my friend's 53 year old sister again with advice?
throw that boyfriend out to *****!Can you help my friend's 53 year old sister again with advice?
unless her bf is a cat? what kinda leaky trailer do you mean? ;) basically you can tell her bf is a jacka*s by not even admitting to the disease he spread, wtf is he thinking? ';hmm.. i wonder if she have sex with the furry little dudes or something, oh thats right, thats how she caught the f*cking disease!?';
advice: go to a clinic and get yourself tested and cleared from the STD before it gets worser. good luck!
Tell your friend to tell her sister that the only thing she can catch from her cat is ';cat scratch fever';. . .obviously the boyfriend is lying. . .He is the one with the std's ! ! Unless she is cheating on the boyfriend ? ? ? I think she needs to review her past sexual history, and find the culprit ! !
The clue to the answer is in your question, she has a ';sexually transmitted disease'; that means it was transmitted via sexual contact. Now unless this lady is having a sexual liason with her cat, then believe me, she has caught this from her boyfriend. (that is provided she is not having sexual contact with another human being)
I'd say her boyfriend is '; pussy footin '; around and she needs to throw him out with the dish water or trash. Cats don't give sexual diseases. Is she having sex with a cat? I don't think so.She need to wise up before he gives her sonmething that can't be cured like AIDS or HERPES. If she 's as bad as your friend says then I'd say she has a possible mental problem. You don't have to be retarded to have a mental problem. She sure sounds like there's something wrong. She really need to see a doctor and have hin/her tell about cats and her boyfriend. And have some serious counseling.
Actually there are ways for human to animal to human transmission of STD's to take place, but I wouldn't discuss it on the internet. It's mind boggling to even think about it. You need to take care of your own safety %26amp; stop dealing with these people, if you possibly can!
It's a SEXUALLY transmitted disease. Therefore, is transmitted SUXUALLY. Unless she's doing something she's not supposed to with the cats and the disease mutates, it is from her boyfriend.
She got it from her dirtbag of a boyfriend.Cats don't give you transmitted diseases and i hope she's not that gulable to believe it.I have had many cats,too.but if she wants to stick with him nobody can help her.Sorry.
The key is in the term ';sexually transmitted'; - which means it is caught by having sex with someone who is already infected.
Sounds like he is giving her the run around. She should kick him out or pack her bags and leave.
I wouldn't say cats are clean animals. To my opinion. All animals should be outside. I would say if she has a sexually transmitted disease. She got it from her boy friend.
If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. Of course it is the BF and not the cat..Animals do not get STDs let alone pass it on to a person..
I agree with ';Half Drawn'; and ';Mr. Ed';,,,Suzi (?) this ISN'T your ';normal'; story, WHERE'S THE PUNCHLINE?
I'm more amused that you think that being 53 makes you a senior citizen! Lol! Of course cats cannot transmit sexual diseases to humans! For heaven's sake!
Cats can not pass human STDs. The only disease I've ever heard of that cats can spread to humans is Cat Scratch Fever, which is more like a cold.
Get her ';fixed' ; tell her not to get married , get all her cats fixed. get the boyfriend fixed.
She cooks?
What?----no don't tell me.
I have no advice but the boyfriend is full of bull if he thinks it's the cat.
She caught it from her lying boyfriend.
Fact. Animals can't pass disease to humans and vice versus.
in the name of all thats holy shake that man loose and i KNOW the health dept isn't filling her head with this ....good grief
Sounds like someone's stepping out,(and it ain't the cat)
It's the boy friend
the cats arent to blame.
Is this the real Suzie s? It's not often a read a post of yours that doesn't have a punchline!
it's the rainwater from the leak .
i think all three -- boyfriend lady and cat should see a vet and get a full check up -- i like your true stories alot funnier than the run of the mill jokes!!!
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